Out of the story [[Sick out of my mind]]

I can't feel my fingers, my nose is leaking like a faucet, my damn mother thinks I'm pregnant. HA! this morning could have been the worst morning ever. I woke up feeling fine. So I went upstairs to go print out my essay, I DID IT. So I began feeling sick {PINK FLOYD IS ON MY T.V "IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT YOU WONT GET ANY PUDDING!"} OK, back to the story, I went to the bathroom, and puked everywhere, LIKE IT WAS EPIC!
On the walls, toilet, tub, LOL. seriously, it was the most disturbing yet amusing thing I have done in a while. ah, so my mom was like

"KATE! WTF ARE YOU OK?!"
"Yes, mom." still puking mind you.
"ARE YOU HAVING SEX?! ARE YOU F%#$ING PREGNANT?!"
"No, mommy."
"GO TO YOUR ROOM AND SLEEP!"
"NOO! I GOTTA TURN IN MY ESSAY!"
"I'll call your teacher!"

that is truth serious, my mom called the school, Mr. Lon doesn't know how to pick up the phone according to my mother.

I DID DO MY ESSAY!